Subject: Brainfreeze #3

Date: Wed, 31 May 2006 20:45:16 -0400 Flavor BLUE! Man oh man. I love flavor blue. When I was a senior in high school, in the back of the yearbook where it lists your activities & plans for thr future, mine reads: "Make a zillion dollars marketing snapple flavored slurpees." No shit. Swear it does. It also said I liked to go out "billy dee style" which was my sneaky way of referencing my love of malt liquor with Billy Dee Williams, Colt45 being my 40oz of choice. Works everytime. Back to Snapple... I wrote them of my genius idea for snapple flavored slurpees. Specifically the strawberry kiwi. Think summer that dr.dre's chronic & snoops doggystyle as the soundtrack to this brainchild. Know what I mean.. I also was particularly fond of Peach flavor. At any rate. I heard back from Snapple. Got a letter from that fat lady. And a coupon for snapples. Thanks a lot fat lady. For nothing! Ps. Check out my artsy fartsy slurpee reflection shot. See that art school education came in handy. I'm so deep. -jens