Subject: Found a picture of myself!!

Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 21:54:03 -0400 In grandmas house. I was laying on the floor torturing bailey the wonder mutt & look over to see a 8 x10 framed photo underneath an end table of me. Its me in my playboy bunny costume circa halloween 2000. No wonder I'm not on the wall. The only picture of me, is a picture of me as a harlot. Awesome. Who the hell sends a picture of their granddaughter as a playboy bunny to the grandma? My mom. That's who. Sidenote: not only is it 8x10 & framed w. Some shitty frame my mom bought @ kmart, BUT its a digital scan, untouched, and printed w. What looks like low ink cartridges. So I'm cheap looking harlot. No big deal. Ps. Today after mega fight #412 w. Moms, I promptly said fuck you I'm getting a plane ticket home. Sucks for me its memorial day & one way tix from Orlando to NY run about $800. Riight. God hates me. So um, if you don't get another installment of these play by play_ its not a vacation when its w. My mother_emails.... Send someone to check the canals of FL where I have most likely tied a cinder block to myself in hopes of meeting a hungry alligator. Jokes. (Kinda.) Pps. At least I'm tan. Ppps. Haven't had a drink in 5 days. Ppppps. I'm somehow skinnier cuz of this. Pppppppps. And bitchier. Pppppppppppps. I'm so fucking bored. -jens