Subject: Lastnightsdinner.com

Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 12:08:22 -0400 Did you know that 1 of my 2 favorite chain restaurants of all time is Red Lobster? Yess red lobster, for the seafood lover in you.. Being that I grew up in the suburbs of PA, red lobster or "dead lobster" as we called it, I spent a lot of time in my adolescence smoking pot in its parking lot waiting for a friend to get off work. Anywho....Last nite crazy lady #1 & crazy lady #2 (aka grandma & mom) got into a big fight in the car (see jens happy face #412 pic below). When we got to dead lobster, the geniuses that work there seated us & forgot us, only to take our order & then screw my order up. I ordered the tilapia in a bag, they gave me plain tilapia. Which led to me watching crazy 1 & 2 eat, followed by crazy 1 & 2 hurrying me up into eating this searing hot piece of tilapia that came for me when they were both finished eating. By the time we left everyone was so cranky that everytime my mom started bitching I promptly silenced her w. A "ka-kow, ka-kow" crow call (similar but not identical to my infamous "brrr brrrrr" pigeon call). Everytime I did the ka-kow she'd break out into hysterical laughter. *note to self bird calls are a good tension breaker. So picture this, mom, grandma, & me ka-kowing away in the dead lobster. Right. 3 generations of crazy, no big deal. -jens