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no really there's certain stuff i just absolutely loathe. we'll start w. a small list here, just off the top of my head. 1. snakes on a plane references. shut the eff up about your snakes on a plane. i'm over it already. and no i didn't see the movie. deal with it. 2. standing in line for little crap bars. are you kidding me? what year is it? 1990-never. no. i was working the door when you were in the suburbs listening to blink 182. 3. williamsburg - it's like fashion got stuck in 2004. minnetonka beaded leather slip ons? you can't be serious. and newsflash, just cuz it's vintage does not make it cute. and just cuz it's in style, doesn't mean it's a good style for you. really. don't you people own mirrors? or is it just look around & everyone looks the same so it must be okay to walk out of your house with that hideous patchwork leather long strapped purse clashing against your sound of music drape looking dress. ooh pair it w. knee socks how ironic. ugh. 4. these shoes: 5. people who talk loudly on their cell phones while shopping in my store- listen i get off the phone when you walk in, you should do the same. i don't care what an asshole your boyfriend is, or how much vodka you drank last nite. shut it! 6. speaking of shut it, that commercial for the Shannen Doherty break up show- the two girls talking loudly repeating 'SHUT UP!!' as an exclamation to what the other one says. you two can shut it too. things i absolutely love: 1. toaster ovens & pop tarts 2. cable television 3. udon noodles combo from Cafe Duke on b'way 4. Iced venti Soy Lattes 5. that I smell like a cupcake. 6. fresh sheets